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Joke of the Day

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""

"I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago."

"Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?"

"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."

"I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish."

"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."