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Joke of the Day

"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."

"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"

"Your boss will respect you more if you sometimes disagree, especially if you touch their face and say ""You silly goose."""

"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre."

"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"

"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"

"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."

"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."