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Joke of the Day
"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""
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"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."
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"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."
"My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst..... ...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"
"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."