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Joke of the Day

"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."

"Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis."

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"

"Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods. It's so they have something to unwrap."

"If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."

"How do Mexican cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"Noun: Son of a b***h!"