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Joke of the Day
"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"
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"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"
"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"
"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"
"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"
"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."
"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."
"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."