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Joke of the Day

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""

"So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, ""that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"""

"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."

"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."