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Joke of the Day

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"

"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""

"Maybe if Red Bull gave me buffalo wings i'd give a shit."

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."