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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."

"The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events."

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"

"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"

"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""

"Expected delivery while I was out so left courier a note saying ""Please leave with neighbour"". I've just seen them heading off together."