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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Hitler is constipated? Ow-shits"
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"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."
"*passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?"
"Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor."
"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
"When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time"
"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"