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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Hitler is constipated? Ow-shits"
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"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"
"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."
"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."
"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"
"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"
"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"I found a good, original joke on r/jokes the other day.."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."
"If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine."