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Joke of the Day

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"1. Tattoo ""I'M WATCHING YOU"" on your shaved head. 2. Grow hair and wait for daughter's boyfriend to come over. 3. Shave head in front of him"

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd."

"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"I want to be a stand-up comedian... But I'm afraid I'll be laughed at."

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."

"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"