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Joke of the Day

"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."

"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"

"Who won the first Tour de France? I don't know his name, but I know he was in a German tank."

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower."

"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."

"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"

"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"

"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"