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Joke of the Day

"So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, ""that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"""

"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"

"Him: ""Wow you've got alot of hair"" Me: ""Thanks grew it myself"""

"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."

"Me: Hi, thanks for meeting with me. Oh is it pronounced Caroline or Carolynn? Her: anything is fine Me: ........ok Sarah, let's get started."

"Guns don't kill people People that have 5 kids, 1 cat, 2 ex-mother-in-laws & work 50 hours a week without wine in their life, kill people"

"Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her Bill becomes President!"

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."

"Does anyone have any good programming jokes?"

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."