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Joke of the Day
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
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"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."
"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"
"I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting, but fell asleep."
"THE MERMAID WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS? BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!! BADA BUM !!!"
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."