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Joke of the Day
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
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"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"
"I got 99 problems... 100 of them are related to my inability to count."
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"
"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."
"I'm thinking of organizing a marathon which will go down my sisters street..... do you think I should run it past her?"
"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change & the strength to lift a car over my head. Saving the third wish for later."