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Joke of the Day
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
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"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."
"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
"Why did the creator of 9gag call it that? Because that was how many dicks he could fit in his mouth before he gagged."
"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."
"A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime... Because they de-liver for free."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."