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Joke of the Day

"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."

"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."

"A friend of mine died from a sore throat... ... Th**e**y hung him!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"

"Sometimes I'm depressed and then a girl stars one of my tweets and it's like YAAAAYYYY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."

"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"

"I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism."

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."