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Joke of the Day
"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."
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"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"
"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""
"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"
"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."