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Joke of the Day

"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"

"Sarcasm is truly the most significant force in the world. Seriously, where would we be without sarcasm?"

"I hate w.hen my period comes early"

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."

"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"

"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."

"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."

"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"