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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"

"I went on a date with a server... It went down on the first date. Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."

"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"I named my penis Truth... Because bitches can't handle it!"

"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"