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Joke of the Day
"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."
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"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."
"I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters But not all together. I don't like my food touching."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Tip for new parents: The less you feed 'em, the less they poop."
"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."
"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""
"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."
"Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?"
"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."