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Joke of the Day
"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."
Next Joke
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car."
"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"
"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
"My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying. Onions was a great dog."
"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"