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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car."
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"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."
"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"""There goes my Baby"" by Usher... ...is a bad song to play at an abortion clinic."
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."
"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"
"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."
"Did you see the movie about oil and water? It's immiscible."
"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"