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Joke of the Day

"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?[FIXED] [removed]"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."

"BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker."

"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."

"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."

"Does it disturb anyone else that ""The Los Angeles Angels"" baseball team translates directly to ""The The Angels Angels""?"