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Joke of the Day

"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"PSA: Don't forget to set your cocks black this weekend"

"VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year"

"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."

"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."

"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"

"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"

"What did the gay guy with Alzheimer's ask his partner? Where did I drop the soap?"

"I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it"