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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
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"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"
"If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in ""The Shining"" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift."
"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."
"A redhead tells her blonde step sister that she had sex with a Brazilian. The blonde says, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"
"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."
"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."