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Joke of the Day
"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."
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"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"
"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."
"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."
"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."
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"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
"What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron? A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance"