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Joke of the Day

"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."

"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls... (REMOVED)"

"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""

"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener."

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."