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Joke of the Day

"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."

"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"

"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"

"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"Kid: Mommy, can we get a pineapple? Mom: No, sweetie. I don't know how to cut them. Kid: I know Mommy! You use a knife."

"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"