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Joke of the Day
"I MUSTACHE U A QUESTION BUT I WILL SHAVE IT FOR LATER"
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"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""
"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."
"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."
"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"
"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""
"What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived? He wet his plants."
"Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'? because it was the first Indie film."
"When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations. The knife tells me I'm crazy. It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point."
"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"