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Joke of the Day

"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."

"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"

"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."

"Library joke Why are librarians so lonely? They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold"

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"

"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"

"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"