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Joke of the Day

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"

"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"

"More than ever, now is the perfect time to cast Patrick Swayze in the sequel Ghost 2."

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."

"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"