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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'? because it was the first Indie film."
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"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."
"I just joined Twitter; it's really easy to follow people. Too bad it cuts into my exercise."
"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."
"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""
"""I gave that guys wife a pearl necklace"" -Oysters"
"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""
"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"
"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."