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Joke of the Day
"What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived? He wet his plants."
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"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."
"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom."
"[date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand ""Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?"" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me"
"How do you walk a chicken on a leash? You pullet."
"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"
"Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents."
"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"