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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"
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"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."
"What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful."
"Autocorrect just changed my kissy face emoji to ""stop it you're 37"" then powered down my phone."
"They say that penis size is directly related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier."
"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"