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Joke of the Day
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"
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"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."
"When everyone around you is an ahole you've gotta stop, take a long look at you & accept how awesome you are dead center in ahole land."
"Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to the invisible man call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!"
"What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."
"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"