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Joke of the Day
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
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"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"
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"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you."
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney."
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"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."