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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful."
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"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."
"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"
"Scientists are now saying they may never discover what LinkedIn is for."