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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping... In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now"

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook."

"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"

"It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie."

"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""

"Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? A: They are both up to something."

"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""