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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."
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"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"After last nights performance you've really got to feel sorry for goalkeeper Julio Cesar... The last time i saw a brazilian facing that many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at stockwell."
"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."
"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"
"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."
"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."
"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"