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Joke of the Day
"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"
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"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."
"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."
"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."
"Do you know what a sex stone is? It's just a fucking rock."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through his hands."
"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""