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Joke of the Day

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."

"What do you call a masterbating zombie? A Deadbeat."

"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""

"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."

"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"