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Joke of the Day

"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""

"Did you know semen leaves the body at almost thirty miles per hour? This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."

"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."

"Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down."

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !"

"The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer. It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong..."

"The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk."

"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate."

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"