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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie."
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"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"
"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."
"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"
"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"
"Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate."