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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept"
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"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"
"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."
"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"
"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"
"""I'm not drunk, I'm a zombie..."" ~Me passing out candy on Halloween"
"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"
"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."