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Joke of the Day

"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"

"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"

"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"

"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"

"Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip"

"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."

"Racism is for lazy people who don't take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason."