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Joke of the Day
"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"
Next Joke
"Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine"
"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"How are Roman Polanski and pimples similar? Both cum on your face when you're 13. How are Roman Polanski and body hair similar? Both cum on your ass when you're 13."
"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."
"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"There is 3 types of people in this world... People who are good at maths, and people who aren't."
"People say, ""You have to work on a marriage."" I say, ""No thank you. I already have a job"