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"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"
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"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
"I'll have a whiskey please. ""Ma'am, this is McDonald's."" Sorry, a McWhiskey."
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