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Joke of the Day
"""I'm not drunk, I'm a zombie..."" ~Me passing out candy on Halloween"
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"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"
"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"
"So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop... and asks the pizza guy, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key."
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"