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Joke of the Day

"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"

"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."

"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."

"I always keep a google search for ""how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them"" open on my phone in case anyone steals it."

"What do you call two identical boobs? Identitties."

"*takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: ""No."" *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*"

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."