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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"
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"I'm only racist when I'm driving."
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"
"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber."
"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"
"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."
"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"
"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."