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Joke of the Day

"Freshmen girls... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*"

"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"

"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."

"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"

"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."

"A new study says that lesbians have more orgasms than straight people. Of course they do. Have you ever heard of a dildo premature ejaculating?"

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."

"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"